Thursday, May 5, 2011

Awful Dogs!

Hi Friends!

First of all - it's Thursday, which means tomorrow is Friday, which means weekend!!!

Any-who-sies, the other day I stopped by LWN's house for a quick visit before dinner and came upon this kodak moment...

JJ and Jackson
Our two dogs were just casually lounging on the dining room table.  They are the worst - if there is a morcel of food lying around, Jackson (brown hair) will sniff it out.  If JJ (white hair) get the slightest bit annoyed, he will bark mercilessly.  If you're mad at JJ, he will sense it and lay on his back looking at you to rub his tummy.  Jackson, however, begs for your attention, then the second you lean down to pet him, he backs away, then he begs for attention.  It's a never ending cycle, and it's damn annoying.

As much as I can't stand them, I guess they were right when they said that thing about puppy dog eyes - they are irresistable...

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Workplace Rambling

Hi Friends!

So ove the past few days here are some conversations I had at work:

Monday-
DH: I'm engaged!
Me: (like an old jewish lady) OH MY GAWDDDDD!!!! (I love a wedding)
DH: I'm so excited
Me: (with tears streaming down my face) This is so exciting, I'm so happy for you.  Now let's start planning my your luncheon!!!


Monday, May 2, 2011

Biggest News Ever!

Today's biggest news in my office is something so important, and amazing, we are just thrilled.  And it has nothing to do with Bin Laden...My Coworker/Boss DH is engaged!!!  Now I can finally throw someone in my life a god-damned engagement lunch...

RPN.

Weekend Roundup

Hi Friends!

As promised, each Monday, I will giving a quick roundup of my weekend. 

Friday night and Saturday day was spent doing one amazing thing: SLEEP!!  There really is nothing that I love more than just laying in bed all weekend and napping in between zoning out to the TV.

Saturday night was a bit more exciting, but not my much...I went to LWN's house to watch a movie on her big fancy TV - MEM joined and we ended up watching reruns of Modern Family...so funny!

"And you broke the flute.  Break the flute Jay, break the flute!"
Sunday proved to be a bit more exiting.  I had a delicious lunch at Yard House with LPT.  As previously mentioned, meals with LPT are filled with typical naughty conversations.


Our conversations also tend to include me generously imparting my (unsolicited) wisdom on LPT.  I image this has always annoys her, because she allows me to start imparting right as the food is being served, which today is Mac & Cheese - my fav!



Exciting convo from lunch:

Me: I have got to find a new apartment soon...
LPT: We should live together, I'm ready to move out.
Me: I dunno, I don't think you can handle living with me.
LPT: Okay.

(5 minutues later...)

Me: Okay, let's do it.  Let's live together.
LPT: YAY!!!!!!

After lunch, headed over to buy a modem, router, cable splitter and two cables to set up internet.  I felt dirty when I left Best Buy, as I said it is like the devil's toilet - aka - the worst.  Got home, set it up and watched my stories. 

RPN.

Sorry Sorry Sorry

Hi Friends!

I am so so sorry about the lack of posts!! I had an internet catastrophe - it went out.  Well it didn't really go out, but more like the neighbor I was stealing internet from moved leaving me without access to the world wide web for days.  I felt so disconnected to everything, but took care of internet problem.  Had to buy a bunch of thingys from Best Buy* and now I pay for my own internet. 

Problem solved...

*Best Buy = devil's toilet bowl...its the worst.